"So, what does DSN mean, anyway?"

DSN, simply, does not mean anything.

To illustrate, let me list a few things that DSN does NOT stand for:

1) It does not stand for "Dallas Style Noise"
2) It does not stand for "Dirt, Squid and Nasty"
3) It does not stand for "Digital Satellite Network"
4) It does not stand for "Dark Stormy Night"
5) It especially doesn't stand for "Doesn't Stand for Nothing"

Now, this is not to say that the Band, itself, doesn't "stand" for anything.
You've gotta stand for something, and we do. We stand for so many things,
that we don't have time to list them here. Suffice to say, that of all the things
we stand for, the name DSN represents none of them.

One further note, about the DSN logo.
The colors and font selected for the DSN logo have no specific meaning,
and no relevance to anything we stand for.

If this explanation is not perfectly clear,
please email us with your ideas for what DSN means
and we may add it to the list!